Baptist & Blissful

The dogs they bark like wolves among the shit.
The turds are shaped like my penis.
And God.

When he takes away this gremlin I will boogie board on Sunday.
And go to church on Monday
And masturbate to the neighbor while she waters her begonias on Tuesday

Wednesday I have to see my P.O.
But on Thursday I'll be humping again.
And again.
Even though it's techinically against my terms and conditions.

But this dick is also a condition.
A big condition. Like my love for the lord. Big like my neighbor's ass.

I went to the Home Depot today to spread the good news.
Half price mulch. And also he is risen.
Home Depot bathrooms are great for cruising.

Not that I would know. The Lord is a Lowe's man, anyway. He tells me to get out of the hammer section before I start looking suspicious.

If you get a chance, check out the book of Stryker. Sing along with your kids. Ask them for a donation.

Rock N Roll doesn't condemn homosexuality, and I'm not gay.