The other woman

Always lays on her back
Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a wet fish
This criticism I will dish
 
Met another woman
Who was adventurous and lots of fun
She didn't need to have sex with most of her clothes on
 
Like my wet fish ex wife
Who would look at me like I was in strife
If I tried to take off her top
Or put her on top
 
She only did missionary
But I like lots of positions
With foreplay before and after sex
Her ways always leaving me perplexed
 
So I kept sexing the other woman
Who had my best sexual interests at heart
Right from the start
 
She would allow me to look
I was off the hook
If I were to turn her around
Or check out her mound
 
She wasn't inhibited
Or infuriated
While doing the deed
Could even feed her my seed
 
So after closing the door while I showered
I let the other woman in through the window
And kept holding on during sex
I didn't want to blow
Wanted it to last, to go slow
 
While my ex was in the house
We did it as quietly as a mouse
But as my thunder came
A grunt escaped me
I was in pain
 
Erotic foreplay followed
She was incredible and swallowed
My ex wouldn't even give me head
It's disgusting she said
 
After finishing our sexual escapade  
She left the same way she came
I locked the window tight
Knocking on the door was my ex wife
I got a fright
Said she heard noises
And asked if I was alright
 
With this huge sexual glow around me and something in sight
My face turned white
I said yes I'm alright
And how are you tonight?
Astonished I cared
The wet fish just simply stared
Then closed the door behind her
 
A lucky escape had
I quickly grabbed my woman's lace underwear
That was hanging over there off the bed post
If she'd seen that I would have been toast
 
The wet fish used to be the dish I liked the most
But our marriage is clearly over
And now I can boast
I'm in love with another woman
But my ex wife can never know
Or she'll kick me out of my own house
Off I will go
 
Maybe I should grow some balls
But woman rule my life
It all started with a bossy and domineering ex wife.