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Shorn of Hetaera
(seventeen of 30 - Official DUP NaPo/GloPoWrimo 2020)
I need a lover for life
Eat together
Cook SPAM and rice
Tend to the Garden
I do not need a wife
I need a lover for lease
Whisper the secrets
of the universe
in one another’s ears
Piece by Piece
I need a lover for rent
We’ll get a room
& pretend
it’s a one-night-stand
I need a lover who can
be anyone
maybe everyone
because I am
getting tired of using
my hand!
____________________
#NaPoWriMo2020
75 words
51 unique
I need a lover for life
Eat together
Cook SPAM and rice
Tend to the Garden
I do not need a wife
I need a lover for lease
Whisper the secrets
of the universe
in one another’s ears
Piece by Piece
I need a lover for rent
We’ll get a room
& pretend
it’s a one-night-stand
I need a lover who can
be anyone
maybe everyone
because I am
getting tired of using
my hand!
____________________
#NaPoWriMo2020
75 words
51 unique
Published 17th Apr 2020
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17th Apr 2020 12:22pm
17th Apr 2020 12:24pm
ah hahahahaha!!
You gave me my first grin and laughter this
0424 hrs morning!!
thank You
Honored for the RL add
You gave me my first grin and laughter this
0424 hrs morning!!
thank You
Honored for the RL add
17th Apr 2020 12:58pm
Hand getting tired ... try technology ... it is all that is keeping me ... sane ... though I may need to go out for ... batteries ... *blushes* ... nice write Tallen ...
17th Apr 2020 1:01pm
What.........some sort of piston action for men?
i am waiting for the affordable
Japanese robot girl
Hmmmmmmmm, i wonder what type of power source that would take.
thank You for the share
i am waiting for the affordable
Japanese robot girl
Hmmmmmmmm, i wonder what type of power source that would take.
thank You for the share
17th Apr 2020 1:09pm
Lol..
Tallen this is great.
In the immortal words of Niel Young:
A man needs a maid.
Tallen this is great.
In the immortal words of Niel Young:
A man needs a maid.
17th Apr 2020 1:15pm
Anonymous
17th Apr 2020 1:58pm
Oh, the giggles this produced! I needed that giggle very badly this morning. Staring down the barrel of a tough day ahead. Thank you, Tallen!
17th Apr 2020 3:30pm
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17th Apr 2020 5:35pm
giggles dearest Tallen this is too funny
I love the intimacy of a good companion ❤
I love the intimacy of a good companion ❤
17th Apr 2020 6:05pm
the truth is often humorous,
right?
This spill was inspired from a visit of an
incubus cuddling (or perhaps it was a dream)
right?
This spill was inspired from a visit of an
incubus cuddling (or perhaps it was a dream)
17th Apr 2020 6:07pm
interesting you should mention the visit of an incubus
I as of late was visited as well...
this is great dearest Tallen I love your mind ❤
I as of late was visited as well...
this is great dearest Tallen I love your mind ❤
17th Apr 2020 6:10pm
Dear T,
Wonderfully fun and witty read. I see a lot of good selling points and reason to this arrangement. I’m liking the idea of this more and more. Hmmm, gotta go and see if I can rent me a lover. See ya! Great write. H🌷
Wonderfully fun and witty read. I see a lot of good selling points and reason to this arrangement. I’m liking the idea of this more and more. Hmmm, gotta go and see if I can rent me a lover. See ya! Great write. H🌷
18th Apr 2020 11:51am
