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Antisocial, Gatorade, Plastic Lips
I'm mostly antisocial anyway
So social distancing is a welcome relief
You're pretty hot though
So when we're making out please wear those plastic lips
Don't go thinking you can suck off my Gatorade bottle either
I like ya but that's my liquid gold
Let's keep it modern
Sex texting and a masturbation frenzy
Sanitize afterwards
Better safe than sorry
So social distancing is a welcome relief
You're pretty hot though
So when we're making out please wear those plastic lips
Don't go thinking you can suck off my Gatorade bottle either
I like ya but that's my liquid gold
Let's keep it modern
Sex texting and a masturbation frenzy
Sanitize afterwards
Better safe than sorry
Published 14th Mar 2020
Author's Note
Gallows humor
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Anonymous
15th Mar 2020 00:49am
Shit's getting weird out there. Makes me kinda wish I could work from home. My mother's senior facility put them all into lockdown. 2 days so far and she's climbing walls. Better safe than sorry though...
15th Mar 2020 8:22am
Fever is probably the biggest driver of this pandemic. I remember when I worked at inside jobs before I went on the road the heroes that came to work sick made everyone else sick. It ain’t a free country when ones frigging germs are invading others. The virus isn’t political, it’s just a part of life and death.
Anonymous
15th Mar 2020 5:54am
Lol 😂!!
15th Mar 2020 8:23am
16th Mar 2020 10:52am
16th Mar 2020 10:56am
On one level this poem is completely wrong based on the times we're in. But on another level it retains the way of life I've always known and written about .... So it stays, just to have the comfort of what was ....
Thx Beautiful ..
Thx Beautiful ..
16th Mar 2020 10:57am
I so get it ... if we can't escape the madness here ... where on Earth will we go ...
16th Mar 2020 11:11am
16th Mar 2020 6:05pm
In my opinion, tight on the money. Love the plastic lips. You'll have to read my digital transcendence. Thank you for the write.
21st Mar 2020 00:35am
For those of us who are introverts and homebodies, staying at home is easy.
Thoroughly enjoyed this verse.
Stay healthy and safe out there.
Thoroughly enjoyed this verse.
Stay healthy and safe out there.
21st Mar 2020 2:58am
