...always shitting on people, often with a definite purpose - LOL!
When i took (now an ex) someone to meet my Mom in San Diego, CA, we all were getting lunch at a Hawaiian Beachside eatery and my gf got shitted on the head by a Gull; it was all i could do to NOT laugh.
Yeah, I’m not a gull fan. They definitely compete for the morsels. This was New Year’s Day this year. I was sick as a dog but such a thrill to play with the corvids.