My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine,
My little honey so divine,
  I’m on cloud nine when I’m with you,
   You’re a goldmine of sidesplitting laughter,
    I completely get what you’re after,
     I’m never blue when I’m with you.
      I had dear old cupid pull some strings,
     I threatened to clip his wings,
    So he shot his arrow through your heart,
   Now I understand the conundrum,
  I get on your nerves and then some…
But you still love me though I snore and fart.
 My punny valentine,
  I’m full of puns, memes and rhymes,
   I have another dirty jest just for my boo,
    I’d love to eat ya quick and spry
     Like a sweet tasty blue berry pie,
      But I too have lots of fillings for you.  
     I might be cheesy but I think you’re grate,
    Better yet do you like the way my dictate,
   I have another verse that’s just for you,
  My purdy dirty birdy Valentine,
 I’m so lucky that you’re mine,
So let’s do this without further ado.