current exchange rates for acts of kindess

Helping an old lady cross the street......$2.36
giving a dollar to a beggar.......................$1.47
Lighting somebodies cigarrete...............$0.21
Letting somebody with a small order
go ahead of you in the grocery line.......$4.00
Letting somebody pass you instead
of speeding up to thwart the pass.........$5.12
Giving somebody full price for their
craigslist slow cooker, even though
you can get a new one for about
the same price.........................................$9.00