How to MAKE Money in the STOCK MARKET

Here's some SIMPLE tips:
Go in early in day, look to catch mart when VOLUME is low and no bad news.
Better if there is presence of powerful good news.
Catch mart as volume going from low to high - esp in wake of positive news.
Rule is that mart going up at certain rate will SLOW DOWN before it reverses, going down.
 Just like a vehicle slows down before it turns a corner, turning around.
"Mart going from up to down is like car turning around."
I put it in form of a rhyme to make it easier for you to remember.
 Try catch mart when ascent slowing.That tips you off that decline is about to happen.
So you have to sell right away!
(This gradualism not always true, i admit.
But it IS true most of time.So it is useful, just not ideal, not fail-proof.
I mean mart can go from climbing to falling instantly, no inbtwn.
But thats only when bad news bursts on scene like unseen sudden tsunami.)

Goal is buy as (1)volume going up and (2)good news is acting like wind in sails of a ship).(3)Get at least 1 or 2% before selling. Hope you can catch momentum for just 15 minutes.That way almost impossible for your ETF to go down.
(4)1 or 2% gain shows you're not greedy.
That much gain just one day per week translates or adds up to around 50% a year.
For there are 52 weeks in a year, of course.
Bernie Madoff promised people 15% a year - only 15% !!
With all the knowledge he had, how could he NOT deliver ??!!
He deserved to be put in prison not just because he ran a Ponzi scheme,
but because there was no need for Ponzi scheme !!!
At 15% ANYBODY should have been able to deliver. For that's only 1% per month!! (12% becomes 15% due to compound interest.)
I mean really, HOW HARD IS IT TO CATCH THE WAVE FOR JUST 1% PER MONTH ??!! If you can't make 1% a month, you should be shot.
No trial, no nothing. Just shot, and left to expire.
(Dont take take part seriously.)

Lets go over my points:(1)try catch mart when volume low but ascending. (2)look for absense of bad news, especially when good news is present.(3) get in and out in 15 to 30 minutes.
(4)count 1% gain as a good day(50% a year) !!
(5)top goal is NOT to make money, but to avoid losing it. Its hard to lose money when you are satisfied with 1% or 2% per trade. Hit and run. "Fire fights" in Vietnam were over in less than 15 minutes, or so I've heard.

Of course, you dont HAVE TO get out that quick if you dont want to. I'm just saying you are cutting your RISK the quicker you get out.