Open Carry aka Bullshit

I don't like the idea of open carry…
much less the actual fact.
 
We have that damn fool law in Colorado  
  ...stupid…
brings out the idiot in people.
 
I’ve seen it now... too many times...
some damn fool goes out flaunting  
   ...a chrome-plated pistol…
 
Wearing a gun so she/he/it can appear to have the...  
...whatevers-they-feel-they-are-lacking…
 
play-acting at cops and robbers…
 
If they only knew how silly they look...  
it's embarrassing to see…
a grown man strutting like a six year old  
   ...with a real gun… Yessiree!
 
Does he have a clue what lethal means?
 
Wanna carry a gun, smartass..?
   ...wear it under your coat…
Y'all ain't paradin' round with yer wanker hangin' out...are ye?
 
That ain't done in polite company  
   ...izzit?
I really don't like it when people do that...it pizzes me off no end…
 
It's too damn much like some dude  dropping 'is pants...just in case someone might be impressed…
   ...You think?
 
Lordy but there are some godawful examples out there
    ...of humanity...
 
I think it's downright scary...
but nobody's asking me...