Movie Date (getting asked out)

"Do you want to go to the movies with me?"    
'!...um...I...  
I don't know. You...you, sort of seem like the kind of girl... who would buy a box of Sprees at the concessions stand?'    
"Huh?"    
'nothing. I just don't want to go to The Lion King.'    
"Maybeeee a different movie then??"    
    
'I really can't get over the Sprees thing at this point...'    
"Why?!"    
'I feel like you would spill them or something.'    
"I'd pick them up though."    
'and throw them away?'    
"Well yeah, what else would I do with them?"    
'you could throw them away before you opened them...'    
"But why would I buy them then?!    
Just.    
OH MY GOD.    
I won't get Sprees okay!"    
'aha! see. told you that you seemed like the type that would.'    
"Jesus Christ. Fine. No Sprees. No Lion King....    
How about Bernadette?"    
'god no! *sigh* i'd rather you spill the Sprees....'    
"6:30?"    
'6:30.'    
"It's a date!"
 
She walked away smiling.
and I thought
'wait. what just happened?'