The world is brutally fucking us all; relentlessly...

I'm having a bad hair day, my hosiery has twisted and shifted over the last 5 hour period this morning, my tits feel strangled in this fitted little black dress, evidently; my untied hair is annoying the fuck out of me, and my brain is fried from trying to convince a cohort of multidisciplinary professionals that their underlying unconscious bias is the primary reason why their projects are failing whilst trying to navigate my way through their obvious resistance and gang - like mentality.  
    
And, I bite my tongue til it bleeds as I fight the urge to tell them all to get fucked because they're all a bunch of baby boomer cunts that don't like a younger woman telling them how to achieve their KPI's, and I do so in the most diplomatic and strategic way possible because there's more than one way to skin a cat, right ?!    
     
Sighs.      
     
I hate know - it - all corporate sociopathic cunts; and I love four letter words like fuck, cunt and slut but rarely let them slip past my lips. You can attribute that to my catholic upbringing, and I should have to repent for the filth that's plastered all over my psyche as my internal monologue unfolds; silently, and I won’t !  
     
I'd call them a bunch of fucking cunts or sluts but they're too god damned ugly; soul deep ugly, and there's no cure for that brand of fucking ugly amongst treacherous baby boomer wannabe sluts that whore their self acclaimed imperious thoughts to one another in an attempt to save their arses.      
     
Besides, my salary is far too precious to sacrifice in a moment of temporary insanity. And, the only saving grace will be watching the arrogant & ignorant pieces of shit dig themselves a mass burial site as I push each and every one of them into their own self made hell.      
     
Why ?      
     
Well. Because, I'm the boss; and that's what we do when you have to performance manage incompetence.      
     
Hmm. What I need right now is to stay home in bed with a lover, or take a mini 3 - 4 day vacation, and fuck all my stress away !    
     
I think I have a migraine, my coffee tastes bland today, and I’m all tangled up in my business with a hunger pang that distorts my vision when I’d rather be somewhere else; if not the aforementioned, then somewhere on a sunny beach in shorts & flip flops.      
   
I’m slightly annoyed at scanning in & out of this god damn building as the CCTV monitors my every movement, and I fight the urge not to throw a tantrum of some sort.    
   
Well. No, not really... scrap the tantrum; I’m too grown for that BS.    
     
OK. Winter sucks on the east coast when it rains for days and days on end, and sometimes, I’m a dragon breathing whinging over emotional cunt that cusses like a sailor.    
     
Hmm. In my own mind, of course ! LOL