Fuckin' Nate

There's a guy I know whom I call Fuckin' Nate;
He has probably never made anyone's period late.
Because, this man I really hate;
I'm surprised he has pussy, and doesn't have to masturbate.
Nate is a total fucking loser;
An alcoholic and a drug abuser.
But, what really bothers me is his big mouth;
It makes my eyebrows point toward the south.
Nate enjoys pissing people off;
He should not have a woman to boff.
He gets high and annoying things, from his mouth, are spouting;
He always gets me to the point of shouting.
He tries to get everyone's goat;
I would really like to rip out his throat.
He has a very nasty attitude;
He is very egotistic and very rude.
He spouts a bunch of empty metaphors;
He is quite an asshole and a whore.
He is so very judgemental;
Which makes me so tempermental.
He tells me why can't I get a job;
He acts like a big, fucking snob.
He said he used to have mental illness, but he got over it;
I wish on him to step in shit, and have his dick bit(ten).
He needs to stay fucking away;
I wish for his dead body to decay.
For, he is a fucking leach;
He thinks that life for a disabled person is a picnic at the beach.
He has no idea what it's like to have severe depression and schizophrenia;
And to have a life filled with mania.
Everything in life, he simplifies;
He always is on a marijuana high.
He thinks mental illness is something one can get over;
As simple as picking a four-leaf clover.
He thinks life is so very easy;
But, his cliche words just sound fucking cheesy.
I hate him so much; I almost like him;
I wish a prisoner, up the ass, would spike him.
I wish someone would cut off the dick between his thighs;
And shoot him with a bullet right between the eyes.
He thinks he is a philosopher;
But, he is so horrible to endure.
I wish he would get hit by a Mac truck;
So no other woman, he would get to fuck!