Nipples

I live around a bunch of old people and cripples;
I don't wear a bra; so everyone can see my nipples.
But, I hardly ever wear a tight shirt;
That is because I'm barely ever a flirt.
I'm pretty much a woman who hangs out with the men;
Lately, I always carry around a piece of paper and a pen.
Because, I am so often writing;
But, unless I'm drunk; to my pussy, I am not inviting.
For, I am not much of a horny girl;
Lately, I have been as hyper as a squirrel.
But, I know men check me out when I wear spandex pants;
It probably makes their penises do a little dance.
But, I don't want any other dick than my man's;
When I was going through my bi-sexual phase, I got off with my hands.
For, at that point I watched a lot of lesbian pornography;
On MyPoetry.com, I have written my autobiography.
But, I don't advertise my tits; for, I have droopy boobs;
Once I went through a sex phase with my man when I liked to use foods.
There was a time in my life when I masturbated with veggies like carrots;
I really hate an annoying parrot.
If you read all of my poetry;
There is not a lot you won't know about me.
I am a lot more than a beer lover;
I'm pretty much living undercover.
For, there is a good me and a bad;
But, writing my poetry gives me the best time I've ever had!