DTF

I woke up at 2:56am out some erotic nightmare,
   Looking over at you like WTF?
A dream like some streamed meme I’ve never seen,
    A selfie of you with the caption, DTF!
I wanted to wake and take you in my loving arms,
    And tell you “Don’t you ever do that again”,
But my snide pride would not let me slide on over,
    So I thought I get this on paper and pen.

Hours later as I drove to work in the bright morning sun,
I thought to myself, maybe she meant downtown Fullerton.