A story as old as time its self

So Jesus and I were having a conversation
the other day
and he said
"can you believe how out of control this story is
all the Romans did was give me a ticket
and now people are saying
that they made me carry
a cross through the desert
so I could be crucified on it, made me carry it myself!"
Yeah I said
some stories are just bound
to be taken out of context.
He just shook his head