Mad hatter

More secrets than the Vatican.more Heads than a hydra.

More blood and guts  filling my bathtub than water in a unattended sink.

Can't rap but I never here anyone complain about the Christmas presents this year.

Sloppy blow job giving git, opened her mouth expecting my dick,I filled her mouth with cold steel.

Pulled the trigger and went to her Mini fridge and grabbed the rest of her hard cider.

Hard on but only dead chicks get me off. Crack them over the head and rip out their receptacles.

Power outage make them go limp like Woody whenever Andy walks in the room.

Dig up a few bones from my back yard so my huskey can rebury them for me just in case cops catch on to me.