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The Christmas Dragon

a story, in verse

We went for a stroll in the fresh fallen snow
Christmas Eve was a few days away
The full moon was aglow as we crossed a meadow
And greeted some friends in their sleigh

My new girlfriend and I quickly waved them goodbye
We were both keen to spend time alone
We were preoccupied to make love on the sly
In the loft of a barn near her home

As I drew near that farm, with my girl on my arm
We both became giddy with lust
The moon shone like a charm on the roof of that barn
As if covered by magical dust

The sight of her there in the calm chilly air
Her yearning, I clearly could sense
With the night, bright and fair, as we climbed to our lair
Our new love affair, nigh to commence

As we stripped off our clothes, she struck a hot pose�
Made my blood boil with passion and zeal
With her beauty exposed, soon my manhood arose
Eliciting giggles and squeals

She knelt at my feet in our passion and heat
And firmly grasped hold of her prize
But, ere she could treat me to pleasure so sweet
Hell�s fire rained down from the sky!

The roar was intense and the heat made us wince
As the Christmas Dragon awoke!
�I command you dispense with this moral offense�
So loud was his voice, as he spoke

My stunned eyes revealed that this terror was real
Disbelief is no balm for the damned
And our fates were sealed, to become his next meal
At least, that was what he had planned

I froze in my fear, quite unable to speak
Paralyzed and unable to flee
But my love�s mind stayed clear and she sensed I was weak
And escaped by betrayal of me!

My girl answered quick while still clutching my dick:
�Hey dragon, I�m sucking his cock!
It sure is delish! Come, I�ll share! Take a lick!
When you�re done, if you like, bite it off!�

�Don�t let your haste make you miss any taste:
His testicles are quite the treat!
It would be a disgrace if his balls go to waste!
I promise�the sweetest of meats�

I felt crushed and betrayed by that beautiful maid
Who moments before I had loved
It was all a charade, as she coolly displayed,
As she threw me under the bus!

I was seized by his claw, drawn to gaping maw,
Rancid breath made me vomit and piss
The last thing I saw was that girl, with chutzpah,
Escaping while blowing a kiss!

With my legs spread apart, and my junk � la carte,
That dragon bit off all my sex!
How I hated that tart with the whole of my heart
As the dragon chowed down on my legs

Now a doomed bloody mess with no hope of egress
I rallied for one final feat
With much glee I confessed my girl friend�s home address
and I added, �Bon App�tit!�