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Christmas Brexit

He’s making a list and checking it twice
By doing so, Santa is naughty, not nice!
The European Union has outlawed Christmas
And issued a warrant to arrest old St. Nicholas!
They have deemed the old elf in contravention
Of the General Data Protection Regulation!
The paperwork burden has destroyed Christmas joy
So kids in the EU won’t get any toys!
This is the reason we voted for Brexit—
So Father Christmas can deliver our presents!


Written by ReggiePoet (Reggie)
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