WHITE PANTS

I’m embarrassed
To share this
But at the school dance
I accidentally
Shit my pants!

I had messed
My rented
White Tux
With brown
Sticky stuff

I didn’t notice
What I did
At first
Thinking I farted
A burst

But then
A classmate
Named Vance
Said, “Snug
Did you know
That you just
Shit your pants?”

And thereafter
No girl
Would ever dance
With a jackass
Who had just
Shit his pants

So my friends
Know in advance
Don’t pass gas
At the school dance
Because you might
End up with
Shit in your pants