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U Ain’t Shit (Beholder and CasketSharpe-Fuck it up Collaboration)
First Load (The Bubbling Hurt)
(Beholder)
Your mama ain’t shit-
Your sister ain’t shit-
Your daddy ain’t shit-
Your family ain’t nothing but a stankin-ass cunt bitch!
Coming off the hip with a loaded clip
Holding my shit-I can’t help if I have a big dick
Always on my shit because I can’t never slip
And straight to your face I’ll tell you-you ain’t shit!
You can get mad and wanna knuckle-up
But what will happen is you getting fucked-up
So I suggest you go fuck with the next man
Because this motherfucka don’t give a shit or a goddamn
(CasketSharpe)
U ain’t shit that’s this poem’s title
Literally the same thing the Devil told God in the Bible
I didn’t stutter, mumble or motherfuckin mutter
Like your dick riding ass mother
Cold blooded words with a shit-load of disrespect
Now that’s some Instagram shit your ass can check
Consider it your destiny and ultimate fate
Because CS is rolling with the words ‘u ain’t shit’ on my license plate
Second Load (The Slimy Slide)
(CasketSharpe)
Your wife ain’t shit-
Your grandpa ain’t shit-
Your pastor ain’t shit-
They all are on their knees like a dick sucking bitch!
If money makes the world go round
Then also shit when the toilet handle is pulled down
Like a shitty baby you have to be handled with extra care
Because I don’t want shit everywhere
That’s what you get when you ain’t shit
And the odor is making my nostrils have a fit
So lick the spit when it hits your face
Because bitch-your shit is a disgrace
(Beholder)
Motherfuckas who ain’t shit I’ll forever unload
So like the Rock says you betta know your role
Always on the go and never stopping at a red light
Busting a shit-starters head whenever I’m in a fight
Because your life to me ain’t priceless
And while you’re unconscious-you fucking fight less
To me you’re more worthless than a slimy-ass turd
And an ass kicking from me is less than what you deserve
Third Load (The Wipe)
(Beholder)
Your grandma ain’t shit-
Your auntie ain’t shit-
Your homo-friends ain’t shit-
All of them take it up the ass like a doggystyle bitch!
Lightweight motherfuckas are always in heavyweight fights
Being carried by paramedics at the end of the night
In front of your bitch you’ve been disgraced
With tubes in your ass and scratches on your face
Crossed to the other side and it got black
Now on the operating table-you laid out flat
I’m also lying next to you fucking mad
Because their trying to dislodge my foot from your ass
(CasketSharpe)
I call it stepping in shit motherfuckin ankle deep
Should’ve sent his brains on vacation and put his ass too sleep
He wanted to be a warrior-so let him die the warrior’s code
Dead heroes don’t talk-or a motherfucka knocked-out cold
When motherfuckas are in defeat-they always scream peace
Begging for mercy when you catch their ass on the street
Funny how life can get so drastic
And disrespectfulness can get your ass kicked
(Beholder)
Your mama ain’t shit-
Your sister ain’t shit-
Your daddy ain’t shit-
Your family ain’t nothing but a stankin-ass cunt bitch!
Coming off the hip with a loaded clip
Holding my shit-I can’t help if I have a big dick
Always on my shit because I can’t never slip
And straight to your face I’ll tell you-you ain’t shit!
You can get mad and wanna knuckle-up
But what will happen is you getting fucked-up
So I suggest you go fuck with the next man
Because this motherfucka don’t give a shit or a goddamn
(CasketSharpe)
U ain’t shit that’s this poem’s title
Literally the same thing the Devil told God in the Bible
I didn’t stutter, mumble or motherfuckin mutter
Like your dick riding ass mother
Cold blooded words with a shit-load of disrespect
Now that’s some Instagram shit your ass can check
Consider it your destiny and ultimate fate
Because CS is rolling with the words ‘u ain’t shit’ on my license plate
Second Load (The Slimy Slide)
(CasketSharpe)
Your wife ain’t shit-
Your grandpa ain’t shit-
Your pastor ain’t shit-
They all are on their knees like a dick sucking bitch!
If money makes the world go round
Then also shit when the toilet handle is pulled down
Like a shitty baby you have to be handled with extra care
Because I don’t want shit everywhere
That’s what you get when you ain’t shit
And the odor is making my nostrils have a fit
So lick the spit when it hits your face
Because bitch-your shit is a disgrace
(Beholder)
Motherfuckas who ain’t shit I’ll forever unload
So like the Rock says you betta know your role
Always on the go and never stopping at a red light
Busting a shit-starters head whenever I’m in a fight
Because your life to me ain’t priceless
And while you’re unconscious-you fucking fight less
To me you’re more worthless than a slimy-ass turd
And an ass kicking from me is less than what you deserve
Third Load (The Wipe)
(Beholder)
Your grandma ain’t shit-
Your auntie ain’t shit-
Your homo-friends ain’t shit-
All of them take it up the ass like a doggystyle bitch!
Lightweight motherfuckas are always in heavyweight fights
Being carried by paramedics at the end of the night
In front of your bitch you’ve been disgraced
With tubes in your ass and scratches on your face
Crossed to the other side and it got black
Now on the operating table-you laid out flat
I’m also lying next to you fucking mad
Because their trying to dislodge my foot from your ass
(CasketSharpe)
I call it stepping in shit motherfuckin ankle deep
Should’ve sent his brains on vacation and put his ass too sleep
He wanted to be a warrior-so let him die the warrior’s code
Dead heroes don’t talk-or a motherfucka knocked-out cold
When motherfuckas are in defeat-they always scream peace
Begging for mercy when you catch their ass on the street
Funny how life can get so drastic
And disrespectfulness can get your ass kicked
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