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Oxymoron Me
What I like about my self:
That I'm so drama free:
No arrests
No alimony
No tax liens
No enemies
No bankruptcy
No paternity tests
No restraining orders
Most important, no STDs
What I'd like to change about myself
That I'm so damn boring:
I mean come on!
Not even one genital wart?
How damn boring can I get?
That I'm so drama free:
No arrests
No alimony
No tax liens
No enemies
No bankruptcy
No paternity tests
No restraining orders
Most important, no STDs
What I'd like to change about myself
That I'm so damn boring:
I mean come on!
Not even one genital wart?
How damn boring can I get?
Published 20th Nov 2018
Author's Note
My entry into for the 'Love Thyself' competition.
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20th Nov 2018 8:46pm
You sound so squeek shiney clean.
I'm surprised no one asks you to play in the dirt.
I mean nothing negative by this message
I'm surprised no one asks you to play in the dirt.
I mean nothing negative by this message
20th Nov 2018 9:59pm
20th Nov 2018 10:11pm
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20th Nov 2018 10:01pm
At this point in life I wouldn't mind catching a couple of panty crickets.
20th Nov 2018 9:22pm
20th Nov 2018 11:29pm
A boring life is safer; sometimes too much excitement can be too much for a person to handle. Stability is key to a happy and stress-free life.
Thanks for participating in my competition!
PS: Why would anyone want an STD? In this case, boring is safe, my friend. Or rather, don't make love without the glove. Better be safe than sorry.
Thanks for participating in my competition!
PS: Why would anyone want an STD? In this case, boring is safe, my friend. Or rather, don't make love without the glove. Better be safe than sorry.
21st Nov 2018 6:09am
21st Nov 2018 3:10am
lol! :)
I have no stds either but I have some ptsd I can share or torment you with.
I think that boring is so under rated. it's comfortable and safe
I have no stds either but I have some ptsd I can share or torment you with.
I think that boring is so under rated. it's comfortable and safe
21st Nov 2018 6:11am
24th Nov 2018 3:09pm
hahaha!!! i think most would trade your brand of 'boring' for STD's any day
great ink...i thoroughly enjoyed this vibe..
great ink...i thoroughly enjoyed this vibe..
