An Early One...Two Punch From Ole Man Winter...

Temporarily revealed, (and muffled
    purported "mulish witch hunt")
     by meticulous Robert Mueller,
     whose punishing investigation
     re: garding Russian
     United States (2016) electioneering,
     a convincing report will weave
storied United States law enforcement

     and counterintelligence,
     a pre Thanksgiving surprise,
     "he" whipped out more'n one
     huge pinwheeling Jeff snow Flake
     from his huge
billowy cloud shaped sleeve,
while "other gods/goddesses
     on Mount Olympus,

     could only stare in
     jaw dropping envy,
     as "Blizzard King" strove
     to recoup lost ground,
     where "sky the limit"
maxim his to retrieve
with intent (and success),
     sans thought him

     "Duh Big Chill guy"
     tubby all bluster, swagger,
and "FAKE" trumpeter, peeve,
hush, (asper cold dead ringer
     of Polar Vortex fame),
     thus truthfully, modestly, and
     gleefully inconveniencing, humbling,
     and disabling large swath

of Mid Atlantic leave
ving coastal inhabitants
     dumbfounded
at literal "snow show," by Jeeve
turning early afternoon
     into somber greatful dead,
     where if one listened
     closely immortal souls

clearly didst unequivocally heave
November 15th, 2018
     to quaint currier and ives
into Adam picturesque Eve
did not deceive
which thick "curtain of white,"
many Earthlings desperately cleave
ving to one another,

     would not believe
meteorological phenomena pulled off
     without a hitch, anything
     but an April
     Fools Joke any mortal
     specifically named Matthew Scott
Harris could achieve.