The Best

The best and most exciting thing in life
Is not love it is ending someone else's

The best way to mend a broken heart
Is to keep on killing random strangers

The best part of walking around naked
Is watching innocent on lookers throwing up

The best thing about having friends
Is it extends your pool of people to torture and kill

The best thing about god is he
Is a figment of the minds of the mentally ill

The best thing about saying goodbye
Is saying goodbye with confident permanence

The best thing about being a cripple is that
You can always get somebody to hold it when you pee

The best thing about masturbation
Is you can do it undetected on the back seat of the night bus

The best thing about having a Messiah complex
Is that you can do anything and then just forgive yourself

The best thing about being schizophrenic
Is that you are never alone

The best thing about being dead
Is you don't have to worry any more

The best thing about being alive
Is letting your inner child finally get out to play

The best ting about
Loneliness
Friendlessness
Depression
Oppression
Disability
Pain
Loveless
Thoughts of morbidity
Is that it easy to solve with the single slice of a razor,
The bullet from my valentine,
A noose tied tightly by family members,
Did he jump or was he pushed,
Believe there is no choice

The worst of this and the best of this
Is to survive even if it is to spite those who pray
For your death and those who are unaffected and uncaring.
I am choosing life for now and not giving them what they desire
The destruction of David Macleod is an ongoing process
And I will fight to live and die at a time and fashion of my choosing