The unfortunate meeting of a Choad

She went out to get laid          
at a private club,                    
ordered a few martinis          
and a sensual rub       
   
then in walked the man    
of her dreams                
shirtless In loose    
fitting jeans            
   
when low and behold          
he dropped his pants                      
performed a goofy dance          
an out fell his choad!                      
“WHOA!”                    
                     
The most hated cock & balls          
known to mankind, it’s known
to make women go blind!         
possessing and taking over their souls        
“Oh No!” the dreaded choad!                      
                     
Meh,                     
a fist full of dollars
an a cheap bottle of wine later          
an she’s hooked, the rope- a-dope    
fast at work with a drunken smirk,    
she slurps then burps 😁