Loo joke toilet humour

I am a shit rebel
I am a shit activist
I am a shit politician
I have a shit dream
I have a shit vision
We have a common enemy a well known villan and its the government.
I needed a toilet but was unable to find one
I had a crap on the pavement
It was outside a restaurant
The police caught me and fined me
imagine the embaresment
Next time it could be you!
You must have had it too when your desperate for a poo and there is nowhere with a loo
Walking like you do not give a shit
Secretly you desperately need a shit
You try to hide that shit
Beg the shit to be patient
Sell your soul to a devil to be on a stall in toilet cubicle
Hope the farts don't get wetter
Hope butt cheecks can clench tighter
Look to the sky in prayer
You are desperate and nothing can save you
You are a shitim a shit victim
Are we going to let the government win?
Enlist in the shit army today and make shitting yourself in public a memory from yesterday!