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Brown Bread Charla-tan
'Welcome to the cemetery
You are about to witness a miracle by me the amazing Charla-tan!
Beneath six foot of dirt is a coffin, beneath the coffin lid is a body. It consists of a skeleton, muscles, Organs and skin
Read the grave it states the name "Frederick Brown-bread"
He died in accident in 1963
Now chant with me:
Rise up Brown Bread -Rise up."
The crowd murmurs as nothing happens for a few moments
The miracle maker demands "silence and patience"
Then "Click"
He goes to gravestone reaches behind it and finds a toaster and two pieces of toast he proudly boasts "I have made Brown Bread rise"
The crowd groan and one shouts " I had toast for breakfast where's the miracle you fool"
Charla-tan announces "There is no plug this toaster it is powered by the sun. The miracle is the price and you can buy one - another amazing product by the amazing Charla-tan."
You are about to witness a miracle by me the amazing Charla-tan!
Beneath six foot of dirt is a coffin, beneath the coffin lid is a body. It consists of a skeleton, muscles, Organs and skin
Read the grave it states the name "Frederick Brown-bread"
He died in accident in 1963
Now chant with me:
Rise up Brown Bread -Rise up."
The crowd murmurs as nothing happens for a few moments
The miracle maker demands "silence and patience"
Then "Click"
He goes to gravestone reaches behind it and finds a toaster and two pieces of toast he proudly boasts "I have made Brown Bread rise"
The crowd groan and one shouts " I had toast for breakfast where's the miracle you fool"
Charla-tan announces "There is no plug this toaster it is powered by the sun. The miracle is the price and you can buy one - another amazing product by the amazing Charla-tan."
Published 25th Aug 2018
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