Spray Trash away with Trash Spray

Spray Trash away with Anti-trash spray
From the company that brought you the worlds most effective fly spray
Trashy people are like flies
No one wants them buzzing around
You can bring them down
You can kill them with the  touch of a button
Here we have a demonstration
Gives us a round of applause ladies and gentlemen for Mr. SimpleTon
Here we have  a perfect example of Trash
See him clutching a can of Pepsi max
Unshaven face
Stained t-shirt
Baggy jogging bottoms
Muddy trainers of
Dirty teeth
Loud mouth
Unibrow
Unclipped nails
He is annoying, smelly, fat and stupid
Let's be honest he deserves death
Here is the can it  is designed in a handsome shade of silver
There is a removable cap and a reliable trigger
Spray the patented formula in the face of a pauper
You should aim for the nostril and mouth
Once the target is hit they should scream and roll around
They will cry
They may froth at the mouth
They may howl like an animal
The target is likely to appear to  be in severe pain
However trash are not really human so they do not feel the same
If the creature isn't dead in three hours simply spray the thing again.
There is enough to kill three adults in a can  
The potion attacks the nostrils, mouth, throat and lungs
It burns  internal organs like a hot oven
Our suppliers are running out of stock
Do not fear arrest as the research was funded by the government!