Most Easily Done By A Baby...

(now for thumb sing completely different.
to offset global warming debacle.)

Tis routine sleep simply, aye
refer, and absolutely necessary
  if ye decry
and/or beg to differ
     with this “NON FAKE”
     knows worthy guy!

though i sheepishly attest
NOT tubby a
     medical practitioner expert,
     this beastie boy
     doth his body electric best
nonetheless, ah chest
wanna draw (figuratively)
     to allude when

     the wave of fatigue doth crest
     with heaviness finds
     these folding flaps
     of skin depressed
no peak king
     as temple mount
     rolls from one to another side
     before succumbing to everest,

how the never seen sandman
     thankfully doth sally forth,
     and ride as
     welcome wagon guest
sprinkling tell tale granules
     in corners of eyes
     (near nose bridge)
no matter this

     function recurs night,
     and/or day find
     ding unbounded energy
     suddenly stunned
     with an invisible
     stun gun an instantaneous zap
with nary any strength
     oddly, NOT to

     even exercise yap
requiring strenuous effort
     to stay awake nope,
     not even saran wrap
pulled tight over

     'oculus uterque' orbs
     as if eyelids linkedin
     to a spring loaded steel trap
impossible to force open
     without experiencing
     a sharp snap,
hence no recourse, but
     relinquish fight
 
     to stay a wake
surrendering control to automatic
slumbering inexplicable
     rapid eye click
king movement flight inherent
     defying convincing explanation,
     sans how dreamscape flick
becomes manifest within

     lickitysplit time frame,
     quite an in trick
kit process, yet propensity
     for average person to explain,
     (yup even me) also baffling
     any one named Ulrich.