The Monk's Dilemma On A Mumbo - Jumbo Morn Celebrating Celibacy

For What Did The Mischievous Miscreant Malign

The Ministry And Mausoleum Of The Miraculous Misanthrope ?

Was It Malicious Misbehavior , Or Just Miscalculation ?

A Mental Mishandling And Misguided Misrepresentation

Manufacturing Some Mind Frames Of Mishmashed And

Mismatched Malarkey And Massive Mounds Of Missives ,

Misused Words And Misspent Time And A Mocking Mob

Monomaniacal In Their Frenzy , Needing Mollifying And

Mollycoddling , Massing At Monolithic Doors Monotonously

Monopolizing Our Moments Of Morning Meditation With

Moodiness , Moaning And Morals , Morose Morons , A Motley

Morass , A Motor Mouthed Multitude , Mundane Muck A Mucks

Refusing To Keep Mum , Murmuring And Muttering In Myopic

Mutiny And Needing Muzzling ;

In Mounting Manic Madness The Monks Prayed For A Muting

Of Mumbo Jumbo Mystification :

We Beseech Thee Mighty One On The Mount Of The Mystical !

We Are Mortified !

Please Stop The Nun Sense !