Long Distance Relationship

So I picked up my work van
Brought the chains and duct tape
I’m headed your way
To pick you up for our date

You said you like spontaneity
But unbeknownst to you
This will undeniably be
A secret rendezvous

You’re not expecting me
But I bought all your favorite things
A corset, lipstick and stilettos
Clit clamps and nipple rings

A little electric shock therapy
I think that should do the trick
To have you bend to my will
And make you suck my dick

I got you a blindfold
And a ball gag for your mouth
A vibrating egg for your muff
While we drive heading south

I’ve retrofitted my van
Just for this special occasion
I’ve even brung a special brush
For some play we call abrasion

I see you walking out of work texting
I put on my ski mask and grabbed you
Chain your hands and feet
And your text message comes through

You squirm and scream to no avail
Because nobody’s near
I check my phone and see your text
Which says, “I wish you were here!”