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Sex and Politics
Ahhh, dirty sex and politics,
A combo never getting old.
To beat the devil at his game
And leave him standing in the cold.
But tell the truth, it’s all the same,
The Church & State can’t do a thing
When White House staffers get their kicks
While flying high Route 6-6-6.
The sex is bad, or should I talk
From unused prophylactic shock.
When Stormy weather rocks the ship,
She otherwise is well-equipped.
The overuse of eyelash fringe
Takes more than that to make me cringe,
If all that payoff’s meant to be
Cosmetic plastic surgery.
The Donald’s worse from what we’re told,
So Miss, if I may be so bold,
Before you cut him to the quick,
Does Trump have a 2-headed dick?
NaPoGloPoWriMo 2018
A combo never getting old.
To beat the devil at his game
And leave him standing in the cold.
But tell the truth, it’s all the same,
The Church & State can’t do a thing
When White House staffers get their kicks
While flying high Route 6-6-6.
The sex is bad, or should I talk
From unused prophylactic shock.
When Stormy weather rocks the ship,
She otherwise is well-equipped.
The overuse of eyelash fringe
Takes more than that to make me cringe,
If all that payoff’s meant to be
Cosmetic plastic surgery.
The Donald’s worse from what we’re told,
So Miss, if I may be so bold,
Before you cut him to the quick,
Does Trump have a 2-headed dick?
NaPoGloPoWriMo 2018
Published 17th Apr 2018
| Edited 29th Jun 2018
Author's Note
This is my Day 17 in this year’s April NaPoWriMo.
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17th Apr 2018 2:22pm
I can hear the echoes now
" I did not have sexual relations with that women. " Haha
Love the whimsical tone and whit you wrote throughout . Great write Jade .
" I did not have sexual relations with that women. " Haha
Love the whimsical tone and whit you wrote throughout . Great write Jade .
17th Apr 2018 2:35pm
LOL oh thank you, darling El! And here’s one back in the day, a blast from the past:
I NEVER INHALED
(Not as sexy, but oooooh later, what he did with cigars!)
I NEVER INHALED
(Not as sexy, but oooooh later, what he did with cigars!)
17th Apr 2018 2:45pm
You're welcome Jade .
Haha . I know right ? God forbid it would have hit his lungs . Im sure he just likes the taste ;p
I must say he is a fitting personification of a fine cigar! lol
Haha . I know right ? God forbid it would have hit his lungs . Im sure he just likes the taste ;p
I must say he is a fitting personification of a fine cigar! lol
17th Apr 2018 2:56pm
"Trump" and "dick" in the same sentence I always find appropriate - the visual of a "two-headed" is something you just can't un-think 😨🤢🤮
Get writing, tiger.
Get writing, tiger.
18th Apr 2018 3:14am
Probably, some sort of Freudian or perhaps Jungian flip... Meant, or at least, intended "great"... But "get" works, like anyone ever needs to tell YOU that...😉
The sex may be bad but if he's getting it, it's not so bad, right? Trump tends to think with his head, definitely not his heart at any rate & yes his d**k also, dare I say? ;-)
18th Apr 2018 1:07am
Oh yes yes, Billy, I would’ve dared but you said it anyway and I’m proud of you! So here’s a trophy 🏆 of our DU poet-worm!
18th Apr 2018 1:09am
Aww that's a cute little trophy Jade. Is it mine? If so I will polish it every day. ;-)
18th Apr 2018 1:17am
18th Apr 2018 1:18am
I wanted fireworks, lol. No, that's fine, paw prints will suffice. Woohoo!
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