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Fashionista! #5: You knew she would!🐾
I’m Fashionista, boys, I have arrived!
I’m wrapp’d in jungle print from head t’ sash.
How lovely that the paparazzi’s thrived,
Be sure to get my best side when you flash!
I’m all a flutter, ask me anything,
For I’m an open cage I offer here.
You see the cuff links that I wear as bling?
Each pair a conquest, and a souvenir!
Excuse me, boys, my Uber is at hand.
You’ll help me with my bags so be a dear
I’m Belaire Motel 6 right on the strand,
I’m famous in New York for my panache.
Oh driver take us somewhere nice to eat,
You look as tasty as I’m sure you are.
You hardly make a profit so I’ll treat,
I love to dine al fresco in the car!
I’m free today, I haven’t any plans,
It must be jet lag, though I came by bus.
I’m sure you heard of me in spite th’ bans,
I’m rich I’ll pay your way don’t make a fuss.
It’s such a lovely day, th’ breeze, th’ sun,
I hear my stomach growl, apologies.
You’ve park’d so far away from everyone,
It’s time for lunch, so don’t be ill at ease.
How lucky I am, doing what I do;
My trip is going just as I have planned.
And all they’ll find of me what’s left of you:
The tiger paw prints trailing in the sand.
Copyright©️2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
*Day 15, NaPo/GloPoWriMo 2018
I’m wrapp’d in jungle print from head t’ sash.
How lovely that the paparazzi’s thrived,
Be sure to get my best side when you flash!
I’m all a flutter, ask me anything,
For I’m an open cage I offer here.
You see the cuff links that I wear as bling?
Each pair a conquest, and a souvenir!
Excuse me, boys, my Uber is at hand.
You’ll help me with my bags so be a dear
I’m Belaire Motel 6 right on the strand,
I’m famous in New York for my panache.
Oh driver take us somewhere nice to eat,
You look as tasty as I’m sure you are.
You hardly make a profit so I’ll treat,
I love to dine al fresco in the car!
I’m free today, I haven’t any plans,
It must be jet lag, though I came by bus.
I’m sure you heard of me in spite th’ bans,
I’m rich I’ll pay your way don’t make a fuss.
It’s such a lovely day, th’ breeze, th’ sun,
I hear my stomach growl, apologies.
You’ve park’d so far away from everyone,
It’s time for lunch, so don’t be ill at ease.
How lucky I am, doing what I do;
My trip is going just as I have planned.
And all they’ll find of me what’s left of you:
The tiger paw prints trailing in the sand.
Copyright©️2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
*Day 15, NaPo/GloPoWriMo 2018
Written by
Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
Published 15th Apr 2018
| Edited 10th Nov 2019
Author's Note
• A chapter of an original character of mine who shape-shifts when the urge often strikes.
• You are invited to now go and read Fashionista!: #6
• You are invited to now go and read Fashionista!: #6
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Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
15th Apr 2018 8:32pm
Spectacular poem, Jade! The royal tigress shows her colours proudly, and commands respect from us lesser beings around her. I certainly don't want to get on her bad side. Nice picture!
Well done!
Well done!
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
*stretches as she purrssss...*
Ahh, dear moon’s reflection that lights the way...
How good of you to honor this piece (part of a longer tale just as my 3-foot tail). Don’t fear me if you think I would growl your way. We are connected as You are Night, & I am Day.
🌜🐅
Ahh, dear moon’s reflection that lights the way...
How good of you to honor this piece (part of a longer tale just as my 3-foot tail). Don’t fear me if you think I would growl your way. We are connected as You are Night, & I am Day.
🌜🐅
Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
15th Apr 2018 8:32pm
Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
15th Apr 2018 10:15pm
Hmm... I never thought how a tasty dark crow might satisfy, for you are my crowfly friend!🐅
Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
Lol, your Fashionista poem reminds me of a poem I wrote about the ultimate fantasy of being rich & famous. At least you'll know how to play it when that day finally comes. ;-)
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
Ahh if that were only so, Billy, and thanks for your comment! Nah, it’s nothing to do with wealth & fame, not our insatiable tiger. Look in my gallery where you’ll find four other installments (under “F” for Fashionista) that will shed more Manhattan city lights on what this is all about. And it’s all from a part of my poetic mind that fills my glee with dark... hello!🐅
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 00:18am
*pounces*
Thank you, harleea, I like the way you think, and how it all comes out as words!
RRWAAAARRR!!🐾🐅
Thank you, harleea, I like the way you think, and how it all comes out as words!
RRWAAAARRR!!🐾🐅
Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 00:00am
Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
a haiku
Candle 79
if I could be there
I’d be on the cannoli
Like white on brown rice
Candle 79
if I could be there
I’d be on the cannoli
Like white on brown rice
Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 1:46am
LOL
Here it is, Jade
This is my Haiku
Whoop a dee Whoop a dee do
What is it to you?
Whadda ya think?
Here it is, Jade
This is my Haiku
Whoop a dee Whoop a dee do
What is it to you?
Whadda ya think?
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 1:54am
Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 2:11am
Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 5:11am
Oh how I have followed the prowles of this hungry cat...
What a wonderful surprise to find her in the WriMo...
🍖🐅
Loving it!
What a wonderful surprise to find her in the WriMo...
🍖🐅
Loving it!
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 5:18am
Oh yes I know, tommy, and thank you for the RL and your (always) lovely comment!
I did hope, but I didn't truly dream that it would happen. But she made the trip from upper Manhattan as she said she might do (as of the last "episode"), and already she rains havoc upon the south land of Cali! :D
I did hope, but I didn't truly dream that it would happen. But she made the trip from upper Manhattan as she said she might do (as of the last "episode"), and already she rains havoc upon the south land of Cali! :D
Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 9:12am
So that's what happened to the tiger who came to tea - smiles - nice poetic verses too
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
16th Apr 2018 9:40am
*warm smile*
O, dear SweetO, and thank you for coming to read and gifting me with your thoughts.
Ah yes, my Fashionista is a dangerous gem.
O, dear SweetO, and thank you for coming to read and gifting me with your thoughts.
Ah yes, my Fashionista is a dangerous gem.
Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
19th Apr 2018 2:23am
I love the subtle implications hinted at by this poem, what comes to mind is a carnivorous vampire stalking its prey at night. Maybe it's just because I really like vampires though.
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Hi Ryan! And thanks for the great comment, and adding me to your Follows, AND putting my poetry on your Reading List, craaazy!
Oh! And actually, this is about a shape-shifter who does a lot more than suck your blood! ( oh sorry _ yes! - you did mention carnivorous ) And this is the 5th installment of my character that came from the twisted sister side o’ me...
Rawr!🐾
Oh! And actually, this is about a shape-shifter who does a lot more than suck your blood! ( oh sorry _ yes! - you did mention carnivorous ) And this is the 5th installment of my character that came from the twisted sister side o’ me...
Rawr!🐾
Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
19th Apr 2018 3:18am
No problem, and like... not saying you have, but I just posted a poem and I'd love for you to check it out. :D
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
19th Apr 2018 3:26am
Ah it’s a fata compli...
I was reading your prose as you wrote your reply. 🐅
I’ll be going back to reread it later on! 🐾
I was reading your prose as you wrote your reply. 🐅
I’ll be going back to reread it later on! 🐾
Re: Re. Fashionista!: You knew she would!
19th Apr 2018 3:34am
Re. Fashionista!: #5 You knew she would!
31st Jan 2019 3:13am
i love how this tiger is so valley. you've really channeled alicia silverstone. she could've used some real tips from Fashionista though.
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Re: Re. Fashionista!: #5 You knew she would!
31st Jan 2019 10:53am
lol! Ohh you Haley you! Wonderful how you realize the personifications that lead to Silverstone. And btw, I’m from the Valley.😘