Cease and Desist

What can I say?
Expect that your prose lacks panache
your poetry brings misery
and you all in all need to
git gud
even in your cliché username.
I have read some drivel in my time
but you take the biscuit, cake and cream
to churn out a bloated oversweet mess
drowning in its self-obsession
enough to wish your pen had cancer
and the pages could flay themselves
to escape your narcissistic grasp.
I really must comment
about this travesty of language
that proves once and for all
there is no god or divine spark
as you have murdered them
with your paragon of trash.
I mean really,
do you even edit?
Or does it just come out
as the faeces all can plainly see.
I would tell you to top yourself
but fear the note itself would cause genocide
and the words already cannot be taken back
how I wish for time travel!
I know you did not come here for abuse
but with no talent like that
it is a public service
to tell you to stop writing
try another hobby;
like watching paint dry
as you are no poet
but a first order prat.