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Cosmetic Surgery Haikus 10.0
(i) Surgery A La Orange
the price of failure
A heavy bill for duck lips
paying would be quackers
(ii) Surprised
another face lift
this one going to the tenth floor
grotesque expressions
(iii) Some Have horns
Botox comes from Cows
for anti wrinkle injections
Now grandma goes Moooo
(iv) choice
a new nose for me
I picked this one myself
It's now just perfect
(v) Oh for the Powder
Rhino-plasty billed
now constantly have the horn
charged just for charging
(vi) Bigger
Penis enlargement
it will become twice as big
twenty four inches
(vii) Smaller
Penis reduction
not exactly what I wanted
my new mangina
(viii) Celebrity Surgery
try lipo suction
Mick Jaggers uses own lips
an unhealthy diet
(ix) Tick Talk
shallow ugly minds
seek cosmetic surgery
time won't be beaten
(x) Don't Go Changing
grow old gracefully
the knife can never fix you
beauty not skin deep
Published 23rd Feb 2018
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23rd Feb 2018 7:11pm
(vi) Bigger
"Penis enlargement
it will become twice as big
twenty four inches"
I believe you misspelled "Braggart", my dear :-))))))))))))))) lol
"Penis enlargement
it will become twice as big
twenty four inches"
I believe you misspelled "Braggart", my dear :-))))))))))))))) lol
26th Feb 2018 00:33am
LMAO maybe it wasn't inches, maybe it was millimeters , no wait it was centimeters well spotted! see my spelling is also crap just like my math skills :-p
thank you for your witty reply :-)
thank you for your witty reply :-)
23rd Feb 2018 8:11pm
That last one is the anchor holding it all down, David. ⚓
Well done and even moreso said.
Well done and even moreso said.
3rd Mar 2018 3:29am
yeah - when I am doing 10 sets I like at least the last one to preach a bit (lol)
thank you for the read and the comments
thank you for the read and the comments
23rd Feb 2018 9:32pm
Haha these are great! Very true about beauty not being skin deep. Well done sir!
23rd Feb 2018 11:32pm
25th Feb 2018 00:19am
Lot of truth here! I feel the same way exactly. Real beauty lives in the mind/heart of a person. It is so so sad to see people go to such great lengths to fix what they think is broken, and they often end up worse for it. We should indeed embrace the natural process of aging, it's part of being human, and being human is beautiful. Plus, no amount of surgery can fix how one feels on the inside, that's a different type of work altogether, and if that work was done, less people would turn to these methods because they'd fully accept their physical selves. I like all of these! Nicely crafted.
Anonymous
25th Feb 2018 10:18pm
Each one gets a giggle. And then that final one brings a big such and a smile. Always winding it up with a solid landing. Filled with your generous heart and wisdom, my friend.
Super big hugs! :-)
...Willow
Super big hugs! :-)
...Willow
26th Feb 2018 8:53pm
This is a wonderful illustration facing down an ugly truth: no amount of external modification can cover up a corrupt soul. Grace in aging requires loving the beauty within and apportioning value from the heart.
Excellent haikus my dear, and a stunning ending note of morality <3
Excellent haikus my dear, and a stunning ending note of morality <3
Anonymous
27th Feb 2018 8:33am
True beauty shines through anything.
Love these David :)
Love these David :)
