Anal Eruption

My stomache awry,
A tear drips from my eye.

My ass leaks,
I held it for weeks.

I rush to the restroom,
Prepare my tomb.

I sprint to the shitter,
I open my twitter.

My ass explodes,
It shattered the roads.

Kids cried,
Men died.

It was an ass explosion.

It went on for hours,
My friends brought flower.

I knew I was dying,
My anus still crying.

I cried for help,
Not even a yelp.

I closed my eyes and accepted this fate,
I never woke up for laxatives are what I ate.