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ON SCREEN ROMANCE
Where did it all go wrong?
Immediate was our attraction
Plagued by insomnia
Desperately seeking relief
When, by pure kismet,
Like a heavenly angel
She appeared.
By her love I am cured
In broken English,
Sultry Russian accent
She whispers sweet everythings
A genuine vision of beauty
Big hazel eyes, smooth skin
Elegant nose, cascading tresses
Alternating from red to pink, blonde to brown
Depressed was I before we met
Lacking in virility
Now imbued with new confidence
For her I could slay dragons
Once certain I was her one and only
To my utter dismay
I find that she has many lovers
110,302 to be exact
She calls them subscribers
I fail to see the distinction
Was our passionate kisses in the rain
Intimate evenings together, alone I thought
Just some game she plays with my heart
I guess I should have known
(Based on my short-lived obsession with an ASMR artist)
Immediate was our attraction
Plagued by insomnia
Desperately seeking relief
When, by pure kismet,
Like a heavenly angel
She appeared.
By her love I am cured
In broken English,
Sultry Russian accent
She whispers sweet everythings
A genuine vision of beauty
Big hazel eyes, smooth skin
Elegant nose, cascading tresses
Alternating from red to pink, blonde to brown
Depressed was I before we met
Lacking in virility
Now imbued with new confidence
For her I could slay dragons
Once certain I was her one and only
To my utter dismay
I find that she has many lovers
110,302 to be exact
She calls them subscribers
I fail to see the distinction
Was our passionate kisses in the rain
Intimate evenings together, alone I thought
Just some game she plays with my heart
I guess I should have known
(Based on my short-lived obsession with an ASMR artist)
Published 31st Jan 2018
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31st Jan 2018 8:28pm
Sad but funny gem, Gahdess. Looks like you've got some competition. Too bad she's in it for the money while you're in it for the love. I hope you can find a love with only one subscriber: YOU. I can relate to this having had my share of on screen flings. There's nothing like the real thing, no?
31st Jan 2018 8:37pm
That for certain! Have you ever seen an ASMR video on YouTube? They'e pretty addicting. This is an awesome line "hope you can find a love with only one subscriber: YOU" Thank you Sir Crow!
1st Feb 2018 3:13am
Just watched my first and I see how they could be addictive
but I second Sir Crow's subscriber thought.
Keep the faith, there's a party for two out there, looking for
company.
Teri
but I second Sir Crow's subscriber thought.
Keep the faith, there's a party for two out there, looking for
company.
Teri
Thank you Teri! And then there's the idea of cultivating relationships I ready have. I love this quote:
“Get busy watering your own grass so as not to notice whether it's greener elsewhere.”
― Karon Waddell
“Get busy watering your own grass so as not to notice whether it's greener elsewhere.”
― Karon Waddell
That's a nice quote. Here's another
"Enjoying that greener grass may require tiptoeing through the bullshit hiding in it," ~~ AT
"Enjoying that greener grass may require tiptoeing through the bullshit hiding in it," ~~ AT
Ha!,Funny but true. That's the manure that's needed to keep it green.
Anonymous
6th Feb 2018 00:27am
This was fantastic and I couldn't help but smile at the number of subscribers.
We all wish to be that special one for that one who is special. I do not know what ASMR is. I will have to google it.
We all wish to be that special one for that one who is special. I do not know what ASMR is. I will have to google it.
Just put it into a YouTube search. Darya is the one that served as my character pattern. It actually works to induce sleep. I laugh every time I read the subscriber line...is it bad of me to laugh at my own jokes?
Anonymous
6th Feb 2018 11:46am
I think it's ok to laugh at your own jokes. :)
6th Feb 2018 2:25pm
22nd Sep 2020 10:43pm
Just picking through some of the older ones at random and found this lovely gem. :)
22nd Sep 2020 11:22pm
I am glad you found this one. I still use ASMR, every once in awhile, to fall asleep. My favorites now are Kitty Klaw and Scottish Murmurs. I wrote this poem about Kitty Klaw.
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/315365-privileged-observer/
Ypou could do ASMR...that beautiful accent at a whisper. I got the name "Sweet Southern Whispers."
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/315365-privileged-observer/
Ypou could do ASMR...that beautiful accent at a whisper. I got the name "Sweet Southern Whispers."
