Selfish Pussy

Posh pussy with a tail
Waving round your face
Feeling catty with my male
You're petting me with grace

Selfish pussy eats your time
But I'll give you all mine
Up on your lap I sit fine
Trade computer for purrs

Don't got time for the web
Gotta watch me purring
Stretch out with me in bed
Your anxiety I'm curing

So pet your selfish pussy
I'll set your mind at ease
I'm under foot again
But curing your disease

After all your petting
 I feel my dues to pay
Let your selfish pussy
Gratefully make your day