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 “I can’t keep a job, because I love to rob
Always wetting motherfuckas up like Sponge Bob,
 “On day one I’m checking my weak co-workers out
Realizing quickly who’s gonna get slapped in the mouth,
 
 “With my last boss, in his face hot grease I tossed
Got carried out in handcuffs-another job I lost,
 “My next job was at the sorry ass Wal-Mart store  
Was fired from that bitch-after putting a pastor through the glass door,
 
  “On another job I fucked the owner’s daughter  
Now she’s saying she’s pregnant and I’m the father,
 “Her punk daddy threatens to keep my pay-you know that shit ain’t right
Rolled up on them after work and fucked-up their closing night,
 
 “Give me what is mine, because it’s what I earn
But a lesson the hard way they had to learn,
 “I beat their ass and tied them with rope and masking tape
Then in front of his eyes-his daughter’s pussy I begin to take,
 
 “He cried and hollered, but no one could hear him scream
While I was diving deep in her pussy like a submarine,
  “I fucked that begging bitch all over the place
And after the nut-I pissed directly in his face,
 
 “Once I was done, both of them got a gasoline bath
Lit me up a black & mild and put a match to their ass,
 “While I walked out the door I let that burning ship sail
Because if they want their revenge they must wait until I’m employed in hell.”