'A Xmas Song'

Though Irving Berlin claims to have written this Christmas classic in l941, it was rumored at the time that he stole the song from a little known poet who actually wrote it using these very lyrics. Due to the political climate at the time, Berlin was forced to change the lyrics to it's current version in 1942 before it's release to the general public and later made famous by Bing Cosby's rendition.
The original version was passed down to this poet's grandchild and has been closely guarded as a family heirloom, being sung only by randy male members of the family after a few nips of the family's secret ingredient egg nog.
It was also rumored that the grandfather wrote "Dangling Balls" as well, which we now know as "Jingle Bells" for similar reasons.

Thanks Poe, this may well keep me out of trouble in times when I feel like strangling the shit out of some poor soul standing next to me in Wal Mart when Cosby's version is again heard for the umpteenth time this upcoming shopping season.    :-))))))  

Merry F**king Christmas.

LMAO all tine classic comment!!! Lol truly loved this 'Herstory' lesson here lol...deeply grateful always n forever my dearest... :)

LOL very creative one from a mind of greatness dear poet.
Yes, may all those stiff and containment of hungered-ness be in relief of that tiggghtness!

Glazed donuts'nuts n' lovely soft mouthful of creamy cakes to satisfy those .....
"sweet tooth"

lol
maybe I should get my head 'outta the gutters too

Loveloveloveee

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Aaawww look at u bein all kinds of sweet n sexy! Lol... thank u so much my dear, truly grateful for ur support always ...:)

LOL! I can't wait to hear, " Baby it's cold outside"!

LMAO oh my dear I'm betting U can do it complete justice, so I implore of u...try it!! Plz lol...n thank u my friend :)

Clever and funny write PD!

Thank u sweetheart...funny as hell to me I did it as a guy's dedication, n the only ones commented are the women lol...

Such a desirable and heartwarming write before Christmas. Thank you for sharing your humorous wishes.....

much love RoseJasmine

aaawww..thank u RJ, you're too sweet, but I'm very grateful that you are n appreciate u bunches... :)

Always always my dearest friend. Sending my love in return.......

Nice poem wonder what " frosty the snowman" would sound like haha :)

well that's an interesting version , imagine the uproar if suddenly this went to the radio , that would be quite amusing xD