Three little words

 
Three little words guaranteed to destroy any man's ego:
"Is It in"  
"Are you done?"
“Wrong hole mister!”

Three little words women hate to hear when having sex:
"Honey I'm home"
“It’s still floppy”
“It’s just Herpes””

Three little words you hate to hear at the ATM at 2:00am
“gimme the money”
“Nice ass there”
“Buy me a drink”

Three little words that Christians can’t handle
“Science and evidence”
“Logic and reason”
“Your imaginary friend”

Three little words politicians hate to here
“Tell the truth”
“Where if the money”
“Sexual assault investigation”

Three little words that bring fear to a catholic priest
“Suffered little children”
“Eight pedophile allegations”
“Corporal punishment brutality”

Three little words that I hate to hear
“Just go away”
“Hate your guts”
“Love you: But”

Three little words I long to hear
“I love you”
“Need a Hug?”
“You’re the best”