DEAR SANTA, OR, WANTED - NEW BIRTHDAY SUIT

Inspired by recent Facebook meme which read:  
   
"Dear Santa,  
I would like a new  
Birthday Suit this  
year. My current    
one is old,  
wrinkled, and  
sagging."  
   
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -  
The one I've got no longer looks cute  
Within the opposite sex's view -  
So my body looks as good as new.  
 
 The mirror's depressing evidence  
Is getting too much for confidence;  
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -  
Not the body I was proud to own.  
   
Give me one like Adam's in Eden,  
Fit for certain beaches in Sweden  
(Where I may acquire a 'Scandi' wife  
With whom I can share some naked life).
 
Something that projects dynamism,  
Picture of health and optimism.  
Make it free of bits that are sagging;  
I want tautness, not plumbing lagging!  
 
I want something that makes for good tan,
No dark spots or wrinkles for this man;
No love handles are wanted either,
So on me fair hands just smooth slither.