The Wooly Babble 7.0

(i) The Wooly Babble (Sean 14:22)

If Jesus was the Lamb of God
And Jesus was the Son of God
Then it’s logical to assume
That God must have been a sheep
I am a born again sheep
Therefore
I am god
Baaa and worship me

Baaaaamen!


(ii)The Wooly Babble (Dolly 4:13)

Mary had a little lamb
While she was still a virgin
Joseph screamed out Baaa!
You’ve gone to far
As Jesus was emergin

Mary had a little lamb
It was the Son of God
When raising the dead
And 5000 fed
His audience would applaud

Mary had a little lamb
Accused of being a sinner
He was crucified
And when he died
We had barbeque for dinner


(iii) The Wooly Babble (Genisheep 1:15)

On the sixth day
Good made wool
But he had nothing
to hang it on
he wanted to create
a being in his image
and God created Sheeps
and was pleased by
what he had done
on the seventh day
he rested
had his hooves cleaned
a quick shearing
and a bath in sheep dip

(iv) The Wooly Babble (LambandTatters 6:17)

Baa Baa Black Sheep
Are you evil so
Yes sir yes sir
From my head
down to my toe
I possessed the master
Took the soul from the dame
And demon filled
The little boy
And now he’s insane

Baa Baa Black sheep
Tell me why you’re black
Cause holy books were written
By white men smoking crack

(v) The Wooly Babble (The Acts of the Knitters 11:31)

Ye though I walk
Through the valley
Of the shadows in
Butchers aprons
I will fear no cleavers
For thy baaa is with
Me always
Thy horns and thy
Headbutt
Protecteth me
And I will graze
In the field forever
For his wools sake

Baaaamen!


(vi) The Woolly Babble (Second Letter to the Flock 18:11)

Beware of false Sheepists
They come to you
Dressed in wolves clothing
But inwardly they are cows
By their wool or lack of it
You will recognise them
Every good sheep
Bares good wool
But a cow
Bares only leather
A bad sheep can
Still have good wool
A good cow cannot
Bear good wool
Every cow that does not
Bear any wool
Must be shot
And turned in
To hamburgers
By sheeps wool
You will recognise them


(vii) The Wooly Babble (Holy Jumper 3:16)

Away in a manger
No dip for his coat
The lord baby Jesus
Revived a dead goat
Exspelliamous!