Booty Camp

I have met the most perfect lady  
My eyes are in shock and my heart is on hold  
Though to her my thoughts are better left untold  
Cause I don't think she'll go for my rolled middle fold  
 
It's too bad because I'd do anything  
To be the man she'd love and the one she'd hold  
The fire in my eyes burns off this old blindfold  
And the one burning in my heart makes ashes of the cold.  
 
Her personality is just right  
Her face is the fairest since the time of Snow White  
Everything about her is everything I like  
My Lord she's got a body that is way outta sight!  
 
Muscular legs so firm and so fine
Tight with smooth curves that make exercise divine  
Every inch of me aching to hook-up with her
Every inch of her makes this hungry lion purr
 
She smiled at me and I fell for her  
I nearly peed my pants right there on the spot  
She has inner fire that makes my muscles hot  
While we push up and down I got what I don't get a lot  
 
Her energy makes my heart beat fast  
The girl of my dreams is awake with me at last  
I was overwhelmed sweating with this pretty lass  
I think it's time I lost a few pounds off my ass!  
 
   
*(12/20/1998)