Nursery Crimes 5.5

(i)
 
Hey diddle diddle, the cat fanny fiddles
The cow jumped and came too soon
The little dog laughed and licked his own balls
And the dish sixty nined with the spoon!
 
(ii)
 
Here we look round the hairy bush,  
The hairy bush,  
The hairy bush  
Here we look round the hairy bush  
First thing in the morning  
 
This is the way we wash our twat,  
Wash our twat,  
Wash our twat
This is the way we wash our twat
first thing in the morning
 
This is the way we shave our hair,
shave our hair,  
shave our hair  
This is the way we shave it bare
first thing in the morning  
 
This is the way we grit our teeth,  
grit our teeth,  
grit our teeth  
This is the way we stroke underneath  
first thing in the morning
 
This is the way we finger our slit,  
finger our slit
finger our slit
This is the way we play with our clit
first thing in the morning  
 
This is the way we finally cum  
finally cum  
finally cum  
when the juice drips into our bum
first thing in the morning  
 
Here we stroke round the baldy bush,
the baldy bush,  
the baldy bush
ending up with a sticky toosh
first thing in the morning
 
(iii)
 
The Queen of Hearts
was a dirty old tart,
any day of the week.
The Knave of Hearts,
now the fucking starts,
he took the Queen,her legs apart.
 
The King of Hearts,
saw the dirty old tart,
the king has a new plaything.
The Knave of Hearts
his cheeks apart,
getting pounded by the king
 
(iv)
 
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.  
She loved to get spunked on, all covered in goo
She’d give them a yank, then she’d give the a suck  
if they promised to pull out before ending their fuck.
 
(v)
 
Wank, wank, wank your cock,
after your wet dreams
Pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling
hard until it creams
 
Rub, rub, rub your snatch
Making your clitoris hum
Faster, deeper, faster deeper
Moaning as you cum
 
Fuck, fuck, fuck your ass
Pounding good and deep
Humping, Humping, humping, humping
Collapsing in a heap