Boxing is Gay

 
Boxers never make love
Before they have a fight
Maybe they are just not  
Attracted to each other
But when they are, they are
So would sparring be foreplay?
Are the gloves like condoms?
Are the arms like dicks?
Where length is everything
They call length reach
Do they give each other a reach a round?
Why do they fight in shiny shorts?
Why do they wear dressing gowns?
As if they are about to go to bed
They are light on their feet, maybe too light
They just love to dance a round
Is that why they hit each other in the face
Is a boxing match just a blow job fest?
That’s why they get nicknames like slugger
They have been known to pump Iron (Mike)
What was Smokin Joe really smoking?
Was Sugar Ray just too sweet?
Was The Brown Bomber the brown bummer?
Was the Italian Stallion hung like a horse?
They hug a lot in the clinches don’t they?
Stripped to the waist, topless nipples
Skin to skin, man on man action
A knock out with their cock out
They get all fired up before entering the ring
Boxing is Gay
And that’s OK