My Name is Lilly

Hello, soldiers of Hitler’s Reich
My name is Lilly, the evilest  
Most diabolical doll of all  
Make no mistake about it
On this fact I’m right
 
Use me, abuse me
I’m your Aryan lass
Just whip out your cock
And fuck me up  
My white plastic ass  
 
Don’t waste your  
Genetically pure cum
On a subhuman Pole
Or a disgusting Jew  
Don’t degrade your
Superior Germanic soul
Fucking such mongrel hoes
When I’m the doll Hitler
Made just for you
 
With blond hair and blue eyes
Like the Nazi’s admire
I am the girl that should be  
The object of your desire
I’m the one who will
On lonesome nights
With a snap of your finger
Put out your lusty fire
 
I fit conveniently in your knapsack
You can take me along with you
Whenever and wherever  
The Wehrmacht decides
To invade and attack  
 
When you find yourself lonely
Just whip out your Superman scepter  
Your tool of the Master Race  
Put it deep inside me
And vigorously masturbate
 
To the rhythm of Wagner’s  
The Ride of the Valkyries
Or whilst listening  
To Der Fuhrer’s rants
Over the radio airwaves  
 
My name is Lilly
The very first sex doll
Ever made in mass
Just let me out
Of your pack at night
And fuck me in the ass
 
Heil Hitler! Zeke Heil!  
I can even make
An SS man smile
 
The above poem was inspired by the true story of the first sex doll ever mass produced.  Called Lilly, she was designed and distributed to German troops to control the spread of syphilis and to encourage German soldiers not to fraternize with genetically inferior women.  Truly she was the evilest doll of them all.