Food for Thought

 
A starter of two deep breaths
And a cough to clear the throat

A sorbet of assured failure
To cleanse the palate

A fitting fish course
Fishing for complements

A succulent main course of
Winking, blinking and stinking

A full bodied whine
You can’t beat a good whine

Desert of anger and fear
Can’t help myself: I scream

Chat up lines for crazy people
Cheese and crackers

Then my favourite nightcap
Cool cotton, difficult to swallow

This dietary advice
Given by a fat dietician

The weight is falling off
I am fading away to a mountain

A restricted life
Is no life at all

Pass the doughnuts