maamma i ain'no drunk

happy mother's day?
what?
fuck!  
yep it was today!
 
she rang maddy ten times
whilst i guzzled vodka with lime
am thirty dinkin's no crime
peeps payin' i got no dime
 
she came found me passed out
yelled maddy ya fuckin lout
then kicked all the buddies out
y'all fucked without a doubt
 
it's morning  sun up so high
maaaam! i shout and i cry
this headache's killing no lie
I'mma comin, baby you just stand by
 
two eggs and bacon on toast
she brought, like a- graceful host
my baby! she gave me some hug
then packed the wet stinky rug
 
'twas mid-day when i could walk
then shower, we sat down to talk
what happened last night she did ask
whilst shaking the citrus juice flask
 
i said i was on way
to buy gift for the mother's day
then maddy and johnny i met
then had a night to regret
 
she kissed, the forehead and said
tomorrow! am looking ahead
night's passed, baby it's gone
make count, the new dusk and dawn!
 
she hugged and gave me a smile
made her proud, it's  been a while