guru google and mulla youtube

when google became my guru  
i knew exactly what to do  
   
the mulla of youtube he preached  
better than mum who gave birth breech  
   
they taught me the eternal truth  
it's black not sky's color blue  
   
earth's flat ya teacher's a twat  
assange's truly a white hat  
   
it tuaght me vaccine's a hoax  
illuminati's no fucking joke  
   
mel gibson made it sexy  
theory of conspiracy  
   
i pee on tablets smartphones  
they're fucking new killing  zones!