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Conspiracy Theory

 
Beware the conspiracy theory
The one that turns out to be true
The moon could be made
Out of Austrian blue cheese
Rivers of blueberry milkshake flow
Happily there are no mice
Or rats to ruin the landscape

Elvis is still alive and well
Living with Michael Jackson
In a bunker at area 51
They are at home there
Because both were Zillons
From the planet Thaargg
They are amongst us

We never landed on the moon?
Of course we did, obviously
We have the evidence
Blueberry milkshakes
And Austrian blue cheese
How else would we know
It’s what we brought back

The Roswell incident was real
A UFO crash landed in the desert
Two aliens were killed
Two aliens survived
Elvis and Michael Jackson
That is why they were so good
Aliens can really hold a tune
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